Sunday, March 6, 2011

So you hate you'r job?

 I thought I hated being in customer service at a grocery store dealing with idiots all day then I sawthe scariest job ever and realized it's not so bad after all.

Sunday, February 27, 2011


Don't try to understand the music, it's in French. The dancing on the other hand you might get.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

TIL the infamous "black belt" is not the best.

Summary: After black there is black and red (7th and 8th degree black belt) and red belt (9th and 10th) degree black belt.

Here is an interesting quote also;  "It [The Red belt]  is awarded in lieu of a 9th and 10th degree black belt (identical to the art of Judo). Assuming that someone received his or her black belt at 19 years old (the minimum age to receive a black belt under the IBJJF's graduation system) the earliest they could expect to receive a 9th degree red belt would be at the age of 67."

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Bad Parenting?

What do you think? Right or wrong?  Leave a comment, additionally just want to point out the double negative in her first sentence.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Gracie Jiu Jitsu

For those of you who don't know, the Gracie family took an art known as Jiu Jitsu from the east (Japan, China) and made it their own. Called it Gracie Jiu Jitsu, better known as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. This is two of them sparring. Might wanna skip the boring "self defense" part, they spar at about half way though.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

I don't know how many of you saw this recently but the simple fact that is does blow most of us away that someone would be so selfless is, in my opinion, what is wrong with America. Thats just my .02 though.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Another joke

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

***Again, this is not my joke but you all seemed to like the first one so much I figured why not. Follow me!

Thursday, February 10, 2011


****This is not my joke, i'm not trying to claim it in any way, just thought it was funny and you (yes you individually) deserved to read it.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello!"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Monday, February 7, 2011


I know, everywhere you go you see some horrible video of something terrible thats happening or has already happened in Egypt. Thats why this video stood out so much, it's really a beautiful thing, see for yourself.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

First Blog

Hi, my name if John. If your on this site, were probably very similar, I spend a lot of time on the computer, play some games, I play soccer and enjoy chillin with my friends just like you do. I'm new to being on this side of the blog but ill try to be entertaining for as long as I can.